Following from the tragic accident here is the progress on the fate of the Dell Inspiron 500m laptop that had coffee poured over it.
- After a day or so of drying out I took off the covers of the memory and wifi card bays and drained out the coffee which was still liquid.
- After a day or two more the laptop would actually boot but the keyboard did not work.
- Laptop would run on battery but not mains.
- Left more time for it to dry out.
- Laptop would only run from mains if battery was pulled out: can run on battery alone but cannot charge it, even with the laptop switched off. The mains adapter appears to crowbar: the green led on it fads out.
- Took laptop to bits. Keyboard very dead. Stripped it down to it's membrane, no visible coffee staining but it would not work. Probing keyboard plug with a bit of wire I established that the circuitry was ok, the membrane was dead.
- Cleaned up what I could with nail varnish remover, which appears to be acetone and water so should be safe.
- Ordered new keyboard from ebay for £45. The keyboard is type 1M723.
- Fitted new keyboard, works fine.
- Examined circuit board to try to resolve battery problems. Heavy corrosion around the battery circuitry. Cleaned it up to no avail.
Conclusion: laptop is working fine, I'm using it to type this, but I can only run it from the mains. If I unplug it from the mains then I lose my BIOS settings when I plug it back in. From a portable computer I have gone to one that cannot even be moved without typing the date in.
It's sad.
The worst of it is that now I'm tempted to get a 12" Apple iBook.
Pros:
- Smaller
- the battery lasts longer
- a totally new non-ms environment to explore.
Cons:
- Apple are going intel next year. How long would PowerPC support linger?
- Linux will support intel indefinitely. In 5 years time when this box is only useful as a server, will I be able to get any contemporary software to run on it?
- Apple appear to be corporate bully boys like microsoft. They aren't the cool guys.
- I have to find Macintosh versions of my favourite apps: Firefox, Vim, Putty.
- Paying for it
- I have to grow a pony tail.

